YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

These guys have have a great chemistry and will feed your hunger for WDW. Therefore I am giving you all 5 stars.

However, their fanboy levels of love for Starbucks and dislike for an obviously superior product, Joffrey's is not just baffling, but downright obscene. Do you all not drink actual coffee in real life? I feel like anyone who prefers Starbucks bean water over signature Joffrey's blends might be a little unbalanced. Is this a cry for help?

Regardless, if I see either of you rope-dropping a Starbucks in the park, I swear on me mum, I will tase you. As WDW park secret service, I feel like it's my job to keep the standards high.