Full disclosure, 5 star and want to be read

As I sit in this dimly lit room, tied to a chair, wondering what they will do to me, as I’ve been threatened with churro beatings…and not the good Disneyland ones…I have a prepared statement to read…

Doug and Derek are not only the smartest and handsomest podcasters in the space, they are also the most knowledgeable Disney experts the likes of which Disney executives reach out to them for input. Chapek was fired for not taking their advice and heading their wisdom. Don’t be like Chapek, listen to the show, learn from the show, live the teachings of the show. I am being treated very well, and been fed a diet of dole whip and Mickey shaped foods while “under the care” of Doug and Derek. Besides their wisdom, ruggedly good looks, and upstanding citizenship, they are also humanitarians the likes of which the UN should consult…like Chapek should’ve done.

Joking aside, yes that was a joke, great show, love how it’s very informative and down to earth. Feel like I’m hanging out with friends while listening.

Again, not a joke, thank you both for a great show and all you do.